True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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