Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
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apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It looks like I promised him my virginity, in spanish. What the hell did you give me?
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
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I felt kinda awkward walking into his house in nothing but lingerie and my dead grandmas overcoat
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Lo siento on account of my penis...
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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