I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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