Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
You were running around with scissors offering people free haircuts.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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