You work out of a Hotel?
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
all you did was keep googling "what time is it" over and over and over
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
My boyfriend just sent me flowers. I am now crying at the fact i fucked my fat neighbor. God please help me.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
Like there's an 87% chance I'll end up on the bedroom floor demanding sex while freestyling in your face. I'm going to buy rum.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Can I color on your dick again?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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