So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
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