This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
Only ESPN could find the two ugly girls from a school in Florida
I need to sanitize my soul.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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