At least make sure they are 18
Why
If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if she shaves her mustache, i'll let her give me head
Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
No, no... it's pale and surrounded by awkward, curly, red hair. It's the Ronald McDonald of penises.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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