ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
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