Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
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well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
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If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
If there's someone that knows accidental pantlessness, it's Mike.
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