I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
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