no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
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You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I still have his teeth marks on the base of my penis. You didnt miss much
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HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.