susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I remember why I come home for the holidays. Sam Adams is the cheapest beer in the fridge
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
That is priceless. You walk into her house, fuck her husband and demand Chinese food. Your an inspiration to us all.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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