I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
Question: Is it too early to claim April Fools on the text "can we do some lines before the concert" that I accidentally sent Mom?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Let's just say it was like a porno version of Aladdin....
he just fucked me for my cheese.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
Randomize