Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
Randomize
