What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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