It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
You have to understand, this is the first time I'm looking at a whopper sober.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
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It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
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That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
I need to stop acting like a drunk bitch. People are going to get the right idea about me...
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I swear to god he thought my ass was a bag of wine last night.
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
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