new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
had to remind myself that killing him is not a good career move AGAIN.
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