If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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