Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
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I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
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I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
I got conspiracy theory drunk.
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