there was a trapeze. enough said
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
Dont ask, hes out back rolling around in the yard freaking out. literally just had a 15 minute conversation, only word i could make out was "yellow"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
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