I have had sex with more partners than how old he is.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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