she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Sorry, its so late. Remember your fat friend with huge boobs. i need her number..its an emergency
well I can't set my house on fire every night
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Seriously, do normal people actually get work done being this hungover? No wonder the economy's in the shitter
DR UNK TOWN USA
TEAM USA GO AMERICA
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
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You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I wear drunk well.
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