Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
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Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
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i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
I'm drinking and working out! I'm bench pressing the beer pong table and doing push ups and lifting the chair.
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
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