It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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