I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Welcome to stoned Saturday. Full of laser tag and beyonce and awesome
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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