That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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