I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
just turned my empty handle of passion fruit smirnoff into a fish bowl. I love college.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
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dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
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we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
The empty keg landed on my head. It's a good thing we already got shitfaced or i'd be a vegetable and the humor would be completely lost.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
I love how we can bond over the fact that we're the only ones who think the guy I drunk hooked up with looks like Voldemort
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