Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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