I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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