you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
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she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
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Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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