no. you can't hotbox the world.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
HE WILL NEVER BE ONE OF US. HE WILL NEVER BE A DECENT, GOD-FEARING WHORE.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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