..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
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