it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
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Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Apparently drunk me thought it was time for a career change. I woke up with a message from Mcdonalds saying that I was hired as the new cashier.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
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For our 1st date, he tried to schedule a rock climbing. I suggested, "how about we meet at my place and you can scale Mt. Vagina?"
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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