where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
It's not my fault. Someone keeps buying me tequila shots. Idk who. But every time I look down there's another. I think there's a conspiracy.
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
This is what we do on Thursday nights. Spray tans, blunts and drawing pictures of cats.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
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