He is an equal opportunity slut.
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I woke up with hair in my teeth and half his beard was missing.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Also, being stuck with my family all week has made it very clear that I need to be drunk and I need to be fucked pronto
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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