I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
And "sexual slave/chef" was as it turns out not a real career choice...
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
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