spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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