I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
Just walked outside my house; realized I wasn't wearing any pants after about 3 minutes or so.
Drunk, high, hungover?
...I wish I had an excuse.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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