the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
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he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
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Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
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