I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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