it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
so the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1AM...he is my new hero
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
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My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
It bothers me when I see my old fuck buddies starting families on Facebook.
You ate ashes out of my bong
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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