mark looks like s**t tonight! thank da lawd we broke up!
it's mark...i'm guessing you didn't mean to send that to me...
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
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I need to stop having one night stands with guys in my building so I can have someone to borrow milk from without it being awkward
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
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No apologies necessary. Just give me sex and Pop Tarts, and we'll call it even.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
I just named someones junk. I should not be allowed to talk to people.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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