I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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