belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
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I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
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When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
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