the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
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You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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