FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I don't understand how she could dump me AFTER we had shower sex. I'm fucking great at shower sex
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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