: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I think this bruise on my arm is actually an impression of your face
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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