I think your x's eyes are broken his new girl is so hit
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
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