Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
Look, I've got a really big car. We just need to put ourselves in it and put some body parts in other body parts.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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