i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
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You do realize that you tried to eat the neighbors cat because the dominos guy was 5 minutes late. You would have succeeded if we didnt stop you.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
wtf are you talking about? You vomit-splattered the cop from the balcony. The cop YOU called because you drunk-dialed 911 because a 5 year old ate the last donut.
it was a krispy kreme
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
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I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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