I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Apparently I blacked out and started wrestling with some dude last night. Just found out I might have dislocated his shoulder. Best part: he still wants to bone me
Preface: Im drunk. But i think id make a good assasin. That is all.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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