tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Absolute soulmates or functional alcoholics?
Can't be the first without the last
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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