I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
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Small penises have feelings too.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
Do plants get herpes?
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