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I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
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Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
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He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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