I cockslap morals
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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