think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
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he asked my vagina if she was excited to meet Leonard. LEONARD. His fuckin penis is named Leonard.
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
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i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Can you explain to me why I showed my boobs to the firemen to get free beer?
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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