She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
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a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Based on my calculations, I should be blackout by approximately 11:14pm and that's when I need you to take my phone away from me. Mkay?
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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